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Nasrudin called at a large house to collect for charity. The servant said “My master is out.” Nasrudin replied, “Tell your master that next time he goes out, he should not leave his face at the window. Someone might steal it.”

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If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty. — Joseph C. Goulden

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HE: Let’s end it all, bequeathin’ our brains to science. SHE: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their ___OWN brains. — Walt Kelley

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There are times when truth is stranger than fiction and lunch time is one of them.

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For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.

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*** System shutdown message from root *** System going down in 60 seconds

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Indiana is a state dedicated to basketball. Basketball, soybeans, hogs and basketball. Berkeley, needless to say, is not nearly as athletic. Berkeley is dedicated to coffee, angst, potholes and coffee.

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Small is beautiful.

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If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.

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To a Californian, all New Yorkers are cold; even in heat they rarely go above fifty-eight degrees. If you collapse on a street in New York, plan to spend a few days there.