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Monthly Archives November 2018

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Love is dope, not chicken soup. I mean, love is something to be passed around freely, not spooned down someone’s throat for their own good by a Jewish mother who cooked it all by herself.

Posted 20 November 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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I didn’t know he was dead; I thought he was British.

Posted 19 November 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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They call them “squares” because it’s the most complicated shape they can deal with.

Posted 18 November 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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I’m not interested in censorship. I like the First Amendment very much.

Posted 17 November 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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I’m one tough Gazookus Which hates all Palookas What ain’t on the up and square. — Popeye the Sailor Man

Posted 16 November 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Etiquette is for those with no breeding; fashion for those with no taste.

Posted 16 November 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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We Americans are hard on almost everything. We are hard on our vehicles, our marriages and our heroes. Mostly, however, we are hard on ourselves.

Posted 15 November 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Posted 14 November 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Jes wonders why so many people in here uses fooZZZZZ and foo_sleeping nicks Jes: Because they are sleeping?

Posted 13 November 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Fortune finishes the great quotations, #15 “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.” And while you’re at it, throw in a couple of those Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.

Posted 11 November 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °