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Monthly Archives December 2018

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“I’m not afraid of dying, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” — Woody Allen

Posted 18 December 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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I’m gliding over a NUCLEAR WASTE DUMP near ATLANTA, Georgia!!

Posted 17 December 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Are we THERE yet?

Posted 16 December 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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I like how American Christians have reduced the universe from infinite vastness to the earth, reduced time from fifteen billion years to six thousand years, and reduced the Bible to two verses in Leviticus that allow them to punch queers. They have nothing else left. — Rebecca Lohr

Posted 15 December 2018 § Special Guest Quotation ‡ Comments (0) °

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I don’t believe in God but I’m very interested in her.

Posted 15 December 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet Evening…

Posted 14 December 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Age before beauty; and pearls before swine.

Posted 13 December 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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I’m very old-fashioned. I believe that people should marry for life, like pigeons and Catholics.

Posted 11 December 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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echo “ICK, NOTHING WORKED!!! You may have to diddle the includes.”;; — Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution

Posted 10 December 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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There cannot be a stronger natural right than that of a man’s making the best profit he can of the natural produce of his lands.

Posted 09 December 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °