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Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.

Posted 23 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Homer: All right, Herb. I’ll lend you the 2,000 bucks. But you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother. Herb: Nope. Homer: All right, then, just give me the drinking bird. Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?

Posted 22 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Horner’s Five Thumb Postulate: Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

Posted 21 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Do not attempt this in your home.

Posted 20 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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When the well is dry, they know the worth of water.

Posted 19 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Homer: I’m sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we’re the worst family in town. Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community. There’s No Disgrace Like Home

Posted 18 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Be braver — you can’t cross a chasm in two small jumps.

Posted 17 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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You may be recognized soon. Hide.

Posted 16 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Posted 15 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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A man is not complete until he is married — then he is finished.

Posted 14 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °