Monthly Archives August 2019

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We prefer to speak evil of ourselves rather than not speak of ourselves at all.

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Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don’t get. Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.

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The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein — it rejects it.

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What UNIVERSE is this, please??

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Go away! Stop bothering me with all your “compute this … compute that”! I’m taking a VAX-NAP. logout

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Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

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Rock n’ roll unchained a nation and revolutionized radio and the record industry, not to mention the motion picture business.

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

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Any road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere. Climb the mountain just a little to test it’s a mountain. From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.

Bonus Quotation

Philadelphia—to be called the “city of brotherly love”—never entirely lived up to its visionary founding principles; but nowhere else in the hemisphere did colonizing Europeans display such substantial toleration for religious and ethnic differences and such peaceful relations with Native Americans. “I deplore two principles in religion,” Penn wrote memorably; “obedience upon authority without conviction […]