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You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog. — Alfred Kahn

Posted 21 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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The Briggs-Chase Law of Program Development: To determine how long it will take to write and debug a program, take your best estimate, multiply that by two, add one, and convert to the next higher units.

Posted 20 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Beam me up, Scotty, there’s no intelligent life down here!

Posted 19 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.

Posted 18 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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I want to be very close to someone I respect and admire and have somebody who feels the same way about me.

Posted 17 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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PI Punch invalid (from the Overextended Mnemonics collection)

Posted 16 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart. — Confucius

Posted 15 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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#define NULL 0 /* silly thing is, we don’t even use this */ — Larry Wall in perl.c from the perl source code

Posted 14 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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If you read Islamic creationist literature, it’s pretty much lifted from American evangelical literature.

Posted 13 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response.

Posted 12 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °