Category Archives: Quotation of the Day

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Death is life’s way of telling you you’ve been fired.

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I have often said that I am a passionate Darwinian when it comes to explaining why we exist.

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A place for everything and everything in its place.

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Phases of a Project: (1) Exultation. (2) Disenchantment. (3) Confusion. (4) Search for the Guilty. (5) Punishment for the Innocent. (6) Distinction for the Uninvolved.

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I know on which side my bread is buttered.

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I really hate this damned machine I wish that they would sell it. It never does quite what I want But only what I tell it.

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The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?

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I’ve always considered statesmen to be more expendable than soldiers.

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Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life? Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries. A Milhouse Divided

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People do dismiss ambient music, don’t they? They call it ‘easy listening,’ as if to suggest that it should be hard to listen to.