Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table.
Once it hits the fan, the only rational choice is to sweep it up, package it, and sell it as fertilizer.
We should have a Vollyballocracy. We elect a six-pack of presidents. Each one serves until they screw up, at which point they rotate. — Dennis Miller
Nine megs for the secretaries fair, Seven megs for the hackers scarce, Five megs for the grads in smoky lairs, Three megs for system source; One disk to rule them all, One disk to bind them, One disk to hold the files And in the darkness grind ’em.
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity, no really self-respecting woman would take advantage of it.
Windows without the X is like making love without a partner. — MaDsen Wikholm, mwikholm@at8.abo.fi
He’s like a function — he returns a value, in the form of his opinion. It’s up to you to cast it into a void or not.
Subject: Linux box finds it hard to wake up in the morning I’ve heard of dogs being like their owners, but Linux boxen? — Peter Hunter
Justice is incidental to law and order.
