Monthly Archives April 2019

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Here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!

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Human kind cannot bear very much reality.

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…and scantily clad females, of course. Who cares if it’s below zero outside.

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Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk?

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You can be replaced by this computer.

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Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes.

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If you push the “extra ice” button on the soft drink vending machine, you won’t get any ice. If you push the “no ice” button, you’ll get ice, but no cup.

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Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, “I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease”. Disraeli replied, “That all depends upon whether I embrace your principals or your mistress”.

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The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.

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Falling rock.