Monthly Archives August 2018

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Diseases for Kisses (Hyperkarma): A deeply rooted belief that punishment will somehow always be far greater than the crime: ozone holes for littering.

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Television brought the brutality of war into the comfort of the living room. Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America – not on the battlefields of Vietnam.

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Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

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Linux is obsolete

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My secret dream is to write an epic poem. That’s probably the most pretentious thing I’ve said. –Laurie Anderson

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does Johnie Ingram hang out here on IRC?

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Kiss your keyboard goodbye!

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Love IS what it’s cracked up to be.

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How can you govern a nation which has 246 kinds of cheese?

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Lake Erie died for your sins.