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You can be replaced by this computer.

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Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes.

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If you push the “extra ice” button on the soft drink vending machine, you won’t get any ice. If you push the “no ice” button, you’ll get ice, but no cup.

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Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, “I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease”. Disraeli replied, “That all depends upon whether I embrace your principals or your mistress”.

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The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.

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Falling rock.

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The trouble with opportunity is that it always comes disguised as hard work. — Herbert V. Prochnow

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“If we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state. Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, however, we are unable to reach that judgment.”
“Accordingly, while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him.”

Special Counsel Robert Mueller https://boingboing.net/2019/04/18/here-is-the-redacted-mueller-r.html

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FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS …

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May you have many handsome and obedient sons.