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Then here’s to the City of Boston,
The town of the cries and the groans.
Where the Cabots can’t see the Kabotschniks,
And the Lowells won’t speak to the Cohns.

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Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

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Make it myself? But I’m a physical organic chemist!

Quote Bot Sez

Kaufman’s First Law of Party Physics:
Population density is inversely proportional
to the square of the distance from the keg.


“couldn’t pick Tiffany out of a line up” – Madeleine Westerhout, former personal assistant

“mentally impaired” – Omarosa Manigault Newman, former direct of African American Outreach

“If I had to rename ‘The Art or the Deal’ I would call it ‘The Sociopath.’ – Tony Schwartz, author ‘The Art of the Deal’

“he’s a racist. he’s a conman. he’s a cheat.” – Michael Cohan, former personal attorney

“least impressive” – Stephanie Clifford, former love interest

“a supreme sexist” – Barbara Res, former head of construction

“like an 11 year old child” – Steve Bannon, former white house advisor

“less a person than a collection of terrible traits” – Gary Cohn, former economic advisor

“like trying to figure out what a child wants”- Katie Walsh, former deputy chief of staff

“a fucking moron” – Rex Tillerson, former secretary of state

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Come, landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it does run over, Tonight we will all merry be — tomorrow we’ll get sober.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Extra Quote

The holy dove
She will be caught again
Bought and sold
And bought again
The dove is never free

Leonard Cohen

Quote Bot Sez

No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation.

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You go slow, be gentle. It’s no one-way street — you know how you feel and that’s all. It’s how the girl feels too. Don’t press. If the girl feels anything for you at all, you’ll know.