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echo “ICK, NOTHING WORKED!!! You may have to diddle the includes.”;; — Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution

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There cannot be a stronger natural right than that of a man’s making the best profit he can of the natural produce of his lands.

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Rules for Academic Deans:
(1) HIDE!!!!
(2) If they find you, LIE!!!!

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Mrs. Hammen: Jim never vomits at home.

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Total strangers need love, too; and I’m stranger than most.

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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.

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Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

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“One of the problems that a lot of people like myself, we have very high levels of intelligence but we’re not necessarily such believers… You look at our air and our water and it’s right now at a record clean. … As to whether or not it’s man-made and whether or not the effects that you’re talking about are there, I don’t see it — not nearly like it is.”

— Donald J. Trump (https://www.yahoo.com/news/president-trump-says-apos-too-014051357.html)

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leverage, n.:
Even if someone doesn’t care what the world thinks
about them, they always hope their mother doesn’t find out.

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You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy. A pity that it’s totally undeserved.