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If you read Islamic creationist literature, it’s pretty much lifted from American evangelical literature.

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Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response.

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“See – the thing is – I’m an absolutist. I mean, kind of … in a way …”

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I think I’ll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while reading ERICA JONG’S poetry!!

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A new koan:
If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you.
It is an ice cream koan.

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Fog Lamps, n.:
Excessively (often obnoxiously) bright lamps mounted on the fronts of automobiles; used on dry, clear nights to indicate that the driver’s brain is in a fog.

See also “Idiot Lights”.

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Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse.

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I’m tired of being a wanna-be league bowler, I wanna be a league bowler!

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vacation, n.:
A two-week binge of rest and relaxation so intense that
it takes another 50 weeks of your restrained workaday
life-style to recuperate.

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To see change in your own area code is very powerful. There’s a little orphanage down the street from my company, and we donate $1 from the sale of each CD we sell to the orphanage.