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Barth’s Distinction:
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don’t.

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I know what “custody” [of the children] means. “Get even.” That’s all custody means. Get even with your old lady.

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Death is life’s way of telling you you’ve been fired.

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I have often said that I am a passionate Darwinian when it comes to explaining why we exist.

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A place for everything and everything in its place.

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Phases of a Project:
(1) Exultation.
(2) Disenchantment.
(3) Confusion.
(4) Search for the Guilty.
(5) Punishment for the Innocent.
(6) Distinction for the Uninvolved.

Cory Booker on Twitter: “If this country hasn’t broken your heart, you probably don’t love Her enough.” / Twitter

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I know on which side my bread is buttered.

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I really hate this damned machine
I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want
But only what I tell it.

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The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?