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If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

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A man is not complete until he is married — then he is finished.

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It’s lucky you’re going so slowly, because
you’re going in the wrong direction.

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What fools these mortals be.

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I knew her before she was a virgin.

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My observation is that whenever one person is found adequate to the discharge of a duty… it is worse executed by two persons, and scarcely done at all if three or more are employed therein.

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But, officer, he’s not drunk, I just saw his fingers twitch!

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When I started making my own records, I had this idea of drowning out the singer and putting the rest in the foreground. It was the background that interested me.

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A Law of Computer Programming:
Make it possible for programmers to write in English
and you will find that programmers cannot write in English.