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Fortune’s Real-Life Courtroom Quote #18: Q: Are you married? A: No, I’m divorced. Q: And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A: A lot of things I didn’t know about.

Posted 31 December 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Time is nature’s way of making sure that everything doesn’t happen at once.

Posted 30 December 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Jokes are grievances.

Posted 29 December 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.

Posted 28 December 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Uncompensated overtime? Just Say No.

Posted 27 December 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

??? ????? ?? on Twitter: “*beast rises from the ocean* “Worship me, I am your true God and spit in the face of everything your Christ taught and embodied. Worship my money. Hate eachother. Believe my lies…also MAGA.” Evangelicals:”Well, God chooses imperfect people to do his work. Let’s support him!”” / Twitter

Posted 26 December 2019 § Special Guest Quotation ‡ Comments (0) °

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To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three persons, two of them absent.

Posted 26 December 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.

Posted 25 December 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

xkcd: Edible Arrangements

Any arrangement is an edible arrangement if you’re hungry enough. Randall Munroe Source: xkcd: Edible Arrangements

Posted 24 December 2019 § Extra Quote ‡ Comments (0) °

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If you stay true to your ideas, film-making becomes an inside-out, honest kind of process.

Posted 24 December 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °