Anything is possible, unless it’s not.
War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it.
Call me bored, but don’t call me boring.
Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness of a pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule.” — David Guaspari
Once you’ve grown to accept something and it becomes part of the system you’ve inherited, you don’t even notice it any longer.
“Irrationality is the square root of all evil”
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
Perl programming is an empirical science!
