Category Archives: Quotation of the Day

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Self Test for Paranoia: You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.

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I like things to be orderly.

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In 1880 the French captured Detroit but gave it back … they couldn’t get parts.

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Christmas: A day set apart by some as a time for turkey, presents, cranberry salads, family get-togethers; for others, noted as having the best response time of the entire year.

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Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far.

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You can be replaced by this computer.

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Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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“Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic motion…”

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When one woman was asked how long she had been going to symphony concerts, she paused to calculate and replied, “Forty-seven years — and I find I mind it less and less.”

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A professional writer is an amateur who didn’t quit.