Category Archives: Quotation of the Day

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Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.

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Some men are all right in their place — if they only the knew the right places! — Mae West

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” (I found it!) but “That’s funny …” — Isaac Asimov

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Hey, Jim, it’s me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat. You said you were gonna call and it’s been two weeks. What’s wrong, you lose my number?

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When Dr. King was murdered, I had no idea who he was. But as soon as I heard his words on television that night when I was 9 years old, I was dumbstruck, awestruck by their power.

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Today, THREE WINOS from DETROIT sold me a framed photo of TAB HUNTER before his MAKEOVER!

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Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.

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“Yeah, but you’re taking the universe out of context.”

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Just because you have more data doesn’t mean that you’re going to make better decisions. Wharton accounting professor Christina Zhu 

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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.