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Linux ext2fs has been stable for a long time, now it’s time to break it — Linuxkongreß ’95 in Berlin

Posted 29 January 2020 § ‡ Comments (0) °

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Self Test for Paranoia: You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.

Posted 28 January 2020 § ‡ Comments (0) °

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Be valiant, but not too venturous. Let thy attire be comely, but not costly.

Posted 27 January 2020 § ‡ Comments (0) °

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You are a very redundant person, that’s what kind of person you are.

Posted 26 January 2020 § ‡ Comments (0) °

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Monitored by the American Human Association.

Posted 25 January 2020 § ‡ Comments (0) °

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As he had feared, his orders had been forgotten and everyone had brought the potato salad.

Posted 23 January 2020 § ‡ Comments (0) °

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time.

Posted 22 January 2020 § ‡ Comments (0) °

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My specialty was baked potatoes with cheese melted over broccoli. I was also very good at melting cheese on bread.

Posted 21 January 2020 § ‡ Comments (0) °

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Barth’s Distinction: There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don’t.

Posted 20 January 2020 § ‡ Comments (0) °

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I know what “custody” [of the children] means. “Get even.” That’s all custody means. Get even with your old lady.

Posted 19 January 2020 § ‡ Comments (0) °