Category Archives: Quotation of the Day

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… and furthermore … I don’t like your trousers.

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It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.

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Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.

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And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

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What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!

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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking. — H. L. Mencken, “A Mencken Chrestomathy”

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. — Woody Allen

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Davis’ Law of Traffic Density: The density of rush-hour traffic is directly proportional to 1.5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time.

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If you fail to plan, plan to fail.

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I hate zoos. –Laurie Anderson