Monthly Archives February 2019

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Oh yeah? Well, I remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean.

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One of the worst of my many faults is that I’m too critical of myself.

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Woman: “Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?” Yogi Berra: “No, ma’am, its not even carbonated.”

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Nothing lasts forever. Where do I find nothing?

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You think Oedipus had a problem — Adam was Eve’s mother.

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nerd pack, n.: Plastic pouch worn in breast pocket to keep pens from soiling clothes. Nerd’s position in engineering hierarchy can be measured by number of pens, grease pencils, and rulers bristling in his pack.

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About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. — Herbert Hoover

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If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it’s the fact that you can’t afford divorce.

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My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people’s. — Oscar Wilde

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It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.