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Kaufman’s First Law of Party Physics:
Population density is inversely proportional
to the square of the distance from the keg.


“couldn’t pick Tiffany out of a line up” – Madeleine Westerhout, former personal assistant

“mentally impaired” – Omarosa Manigault Newman, former direct of African American Outreach

“If I had to rename ‘The Art or the Deal’ I would call it ‘The Sociopath.’ – Tony Schwartz, author ‘The Art of the Deal’

“he’s a racist. he’s a conman. he’s a cheat.” – Michael Cohan, former personal attorney

“least impressive” – Stephanie Clifford, former love interest

“a supreme sexist” – Barbara Res, former head of construction

“like an 11 year old child” – Steve Bannon, former white house advisor

“less a person than a collection of terrible traits” – Gary Cohn, former economic advisor

“like trying to figure out what a child wants”- Katie Walsh, former deputy chief of staff

“a fucking moron” – Rex Tillerson, former secretary of state

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Come, landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it does run over, Tonight we will all merry be — tomorrow we’ll get sober.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

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The holy dove
She will be caught again
Bought and sold
And bought again
The dove is never free

Leonard Cohen

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No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation.

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You go slow, be gentle. It’s no one-way street — you know how you feel and that’s all. It’s how the girl feels too. Don’t press. If the girl feels anything for you at all, you’ll know.

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Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.

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Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

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Exactly, it comes tumbling out of me all the time!

Nick Stuccio, President and Producing Director of Philadelphia’s FringeArts, speaking to whyy.org about the context of another quote attributed to him. https://bruhin.us/1kU