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I represent a sardine!!

Posted 13 September 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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learning curve, n.: An astonishing new theory, discovered by management consultants in the 1970’s, asserting that the more you do something the quicker you can do it.

Posted 12 September 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Long were the days of pain I have spent within its walls, and long were the nights of aloneness; and who can depart from his pain and his aloneness without regret?

Posted 11 September 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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To generalize is to be an idiot.

Posted 09 September 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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System/3! System/3! See how it runs! See how it runs! Its monitor loses so totally! It runs all its programs in RPG! It’s made by our favorite monopoly! System/3!

Posted 07 September 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced dress code!

Posted 06 September 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat.”

Posted 05 September 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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The more the merrier.

Posted 04 September 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Posted 03 September 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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If not completely satisfied, return for full refund of purchase price.

Posted 01 September 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °