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I can understand how they wouldn’t let in those wild jungle apes, but what about those really smart ones who live among us who rollerskate and smoke cigars?

Posted 22 May 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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If at first you don’t succeed, give up. No use being a damn fool.

Posted 21 May 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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“The unborn” are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they don’t […]

Posted 20 May 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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First Rule of History: History doesn’t repeat itself — historians merely repeat each other.

Posted 20 May 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.

Posted 19 May 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Some men are all right in their place — if they only the knew the right places! — Mae West

Posted 18 May 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” (I found it!) but “That’s funny …” — Isaac Asimov

Posted 17 May 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Hey, Jim, it’s me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat. You said you were gonna call and it’s been two weeks. What’s wrong, you lose my number?

Posted 16 May 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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When Dr. King was murdered, I had no idea who he was. But as soon as I heard his words on television that night when I was 9 years old, I was dumbstruck, awestruck by their power.

Posted 15 May 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Today, THREE WINOS from DETROIT sold me a framed photo of TAB HUNTER before his MAKEOVER!

Posted 13 May 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °