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God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment — but many other things ceased as well. Woman was God’s second mistake. — Nietzsche

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Marge: Maybe it’ll turn out that he was innocent all along. Homer: Earth to Marge. Earth to Marge. I was there … the clown’s G-I-L-L-T-Y. Krusty Gets Busted

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Appearances often are deceiving.

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If you want to make computers that really work, create a design team composed only of healthy, active women with lots else to do in their lives, and give them carte blanche.

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Don’t try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.