Monthly Archives October 2019

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Seasonal change in Los Angeles is often a very subtle thing. It’s not as if we finally stop having to shovel the snow out of our driveways and can put our parkas back in the closet.

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Evil is that which one believes of others. It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake.

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to be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best night and day to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle any human being can fight and never stop fighting.

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caterpallor, n.: The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you’re eating.

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I am more bored than you could ever possibly be. Go back to work.

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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

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Here is an Appalachian version of management’s answer to those who are concerned with the fate of the project: “Don’t worry about the mule. Just load the wagon.”

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When you said “HEAVILY FORESTED” it reminded me of an overdue CLEANING BILL … Don’t you SEE? O’Grogan SWALLOWED a VALUABLE COIN COLLECTION and HAD to murder the ONLY MAN who KNEW!!

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… and furthermore … I don’t like your trousers.

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It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.