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The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?

Posted 12 January 2020 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

They Started a Ned Flanders Metal Band. Then ‘The Simpsons’ Called

The dream began to materialize when Head Ned realized they not only had access to a pink Flying V guitar, but his job at a clothing company allowed him to buy green sweaters in bulk.

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Posted 11 January 2020 § Extra Quote ‡ Comments (0) °

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I’ve always considered statesmen to be more expendable than soldiers.

Posted 11 January 2020 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?

Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

A Milhouse Divided

Posted 10 January 2020 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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People do dismiss ambient music, don’t they? They call it ‘easy listening,’ as if to suggest that it should be hard to listen to.

Posted 09 January 2020 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Most of the fear that spoils our life comes from attacking difficulties before we get to them.

Posted 08 January 2020 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

The Reality of War | The 14th Dalai Lama

Most of us have been conditioned to regard military combat as exciting and glamorous – an opportunity for men to prove their competence and courage. Since armies are legal, we feel that war is acceptable; in general, nobody feels that war is criminal or that accepting it is criminal attitude. In fact, we have been brainwashed. War is neither glamorous nor attractive. It is monstrous.

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Posted 07 January 2020 § Extra Quote ‡ Comments (0) °

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Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.

Posted 07 January 2020 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Real programmers don’t bring brown-bag lunches. If the vending machine doesn’t sell it, they don’t eat it. Vending machines don’t sell quiche.

Posted 06 January 2020 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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…Unix, MS-DOS, and Windows NT (also known as the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly).

Posted 05 January 2020 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °