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Rules for Academic Deans: (1) HIDE!!!! (2) If they find you, LIE!!!!

Posted 08 December 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Mrs. Hammen: Jim never vomits at home.

Posted 07 December 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Total strangers need love, too; and I’m stranger than most.

Posted 06 December 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.

Posted 05 December 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

Posted 04 December 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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“One of the problems that a lot of people like myself, we have very high levels of intelligence but we’re not necessarily such believers… You look at our air and our water and it’s right now at a record clean. … As to whether or not it’s man-made and whether or not the effects that […]

Posted 03 December 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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leverage, n.: Even if someone doesn’t care what the world thinks about them, they always hope their mother doesn’t find out.

Posted 03 December 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy. A pity that it’s totally undeserved.

Posted 02 December 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Tim and I a hunting went We found three damsels in a tent, As they were three, and we were two, I bucked one and Timbuktu.

Posted 01 December 2018 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °