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It’s lucky you’re going so slowly, because you’re going in the wrong direction.

Posted 13 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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What fools these mortals be.

Posted 12 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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I knew her before she was a virgin.

Posted 11 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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My observation is that whenever one person is found adequate to the discharge of a duty… it is worse executed by two persons, and scarcely done at all if three or more are employed therein.

Posted 10 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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But, officer, he’s not drunk, I just saw his fingers twitch!

Posted 09 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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When I started making my own records, I had this idea of drowning out the singer and putting the rest in the foreground. It was the background that interested me.

Posted 08 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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A Law of Computer Programming: Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find that programmers cannot write in English.

Posted 07 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Are you a turtle?

Posted 06 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Posted 05 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.

Posted 04 June 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °