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“See – the thing is – I’m an absolutist. I mean, kind of … in a way …”

Posted 11 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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I think I’ll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while reading ERICA JONG’S poetry!!

Posted 10 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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A new koan: If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you. If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you. It is an ice cream koan.

Posted 09 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Fog Lamps, n.: Excessively (often obnoxiously) bright lamps mounted on the fronts of automobiles; used on dry, clear nights to indicate that the driver’s brain is in a fog. See also “Idiot Lights”.

Posted 08 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse.

Posted 07 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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I’m tired of being a wanna-be league bowler, I wanna be a league bowler!

Posted 06 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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vacation, n.: A two-week binge of rest and relaxation so intense that it takes another 50 weeks of your restrained workaday life-style to recuperate.

Posted 05 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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To see change in your own area code is very powerful. There’s a little orphanage down the street from my company, and we donate $1 from the sale of each CD we sell to the orphanage.

Posted 04 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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In the wake of the events of 11 September 2001, it now seems clear that the shock of the attacks was exploited in America.

Posted 03 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °

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If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.

Posted 02 November 2019 § Quotation of the Day ‡ Comments (0) °